Hollywood Tragedy

HELLO NEW OBSESSION Me: hey can you give me a minute I'm ordering a book
Friend: sure
Me: *orders books on the phone, including Carmilla*
Friend hears me say: Oh yeah haha I know it's available online, I just want the actual book
*after I hang up*
Friend: Why are you buying it if you can get it free?
Me: It's an 18th century novella about vampires, a LESBIAN vampire, written during the century itself. 26 years before Dracula. This is a book that NEEDS to be be on my bookshelf.
Friend: ...is it hella gay?
Me: Ohhhh yeah. Fo'sure.


I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me