HELLO NEW OBSESSION Me: hey can you give me a minute I'm ordering a book
Me: *orders books on the phone, including Carmilla*
Friend hears me say: Oh yeah haha I know it's available online, I just want the actual book
*after I hang up*
Friend: Why are you buying it if you can get it free?
Me: It's an 18th century novella about vampires, a LESBIAN vampire, written during the century itself. 26 years before Dracula. This is a book that NEEDS to be be on my bookshelf.
Friend: ...is it hella gay?
Me: Ohhhh yeah. Fo'sure.